you're not going to slow it down

 Hey I finally completed some stuff--

All That Remains
Lupin III OT5 polyamory

Shameless Canadian Shack (on a boat) fic. 

~25k words

Any Road
FFXII Basch/Balthier
A/B/O Archades AU where Basch & Noah both became judges.
~10k words

Nobody's Cat
Cowboy Bebop (animated) Julia/Vicious/Spike w/other combinations
Syndicate era longfic. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat themes. 
Not quite finished, at least 60k words. 

OW3 also got finished last month, at least as far as draft 1.5. I'm going to redraft at least once before it hits the editor.  Hit 50k on the 22nd as usual, then blasted on by--wound up at about 120k worth of writing/transcription for the month. 

Abandon Pile, 2013.
Every so often I have to go through my WIPS and terminate the ones that I haven't had ideas for in some time, or that just aren't working out the way I want to. So here's the deal, these guys are abandoned, but if others want to take parts from them, or take them wholesale and complete them in your own way, they're free for the picking. You don't even have to credit me. It'd be cool if you dropped me a link to let me see the finished work, but not required.

Title: ​ POI-Hornets
Fandom: Person of Interest/Marble Hornets crossover. Inspired by livenudebigfoot's short work of the same flavor.
Pairing: None, really, but Vaguely Elias/Scarface, Reese/Finch
Rating: T?
Word Count: 1,001
Status: Abandoned
Summary: "This is Harold Finch," he said, distractedly. As if he was leaving a message for a loved one, as if the sound of his voice wasn't quite enough. As if he didn't realize he was giving them far more information than they already had. Then a sound had overtaken the voice, a howling of distortion that sank the heart but spared the ears just enough that you didn't have to pull the phone away. You could go right on listening to it while it groaned and churned electronically-

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Title: ​ Crying Havok
Fandom: Person of Interest, Werewolf AU
Pairing: None really.
Rating: T
Word Count: 2,645
Status: Abandoned
Summary: Finch balks as they enter the library, smelling the stranger and John had expected as much, had expected to see the rising anger reflected in the bristling, raising hairs on the back of the man's neck, but before he can get too angry, Bear is already greeting them - granted, with a half-eaten book in his mouth, but politely enough.
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Title: ​ Skyfall stuff
Fandom: James Bond Skyfall parts, bondcentric.
Pairing: None
Rating: T
Word Count: 350
Status: Abandoned
Summary: For James, his body has always been as important a weapon as his gun.
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Title: ​ Untitled Fischer-centric piece.
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Intended Fischer/Cobb
Rating: T
Word Count: 1,904
Status: Abandoned
Summary: All he has is the memory of a dream where he trusted someone more than he did himself.

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Okay I have about a billion shortforms that I've done too, but I'm going to go ahead and hold those for a rainy day.  Two new fics, and an update, but first:

PODFIC OF SCIENTISTS. I cannot contain my high-pitched noises of appreciation. Seriously I want to crawl under my desk with my headphones on and just make pleased noises. 

Seriously if you enjoyed 'How many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in Stark Tower', go ahead over to Liannabob's entry and revisit with it. She reads it fantastically, and I know I got a little knee-wibbly in various parts throughout. I won't spoil it, but if you haven't read it, and you like Avengers, especially of the Bruce/Tony or Pepper/Bruce/Tony variety, go on and check it out. And let her know how awesome she is because seriously it's hard work making podfics! 

Onto what I have accomplished: 

Title:  I <3 New York
Fandom: erson of Interest
Pairing: en, Reese-centric
Rating T for swearing
Word Count: ,148
Status: omplete
Summary eese rides the subway with his eyes cast downward, toward the ground, rocking and swaying automatically with every tricky lurch and bump. He knows every one by now, like old friends. He knows the subway because it's the only friend he has, it's always moving, always rushing in the underground like the arterial blood of the city only it's somehow more vital than that.

(Here @ AO3)

Title:  This Weary Ritual
Fandom: nception
Pairing: avid Serkey/Constantine Fitzweiss
Rating T for swearing
Word Count: ,149
Status: omplete
Author's Note Set in the Four of Clubs universe, though it's a short aside
Summary:So Constantine thought that he couldn't hate this week any more. Thanksgiving had been a slog, it always was. He had eaten his Ma's food - which was good at least, far and away better than TV dinners - and he had listened to his Ma's prattle. She knew - she always did - that the women she asked about were years in the past now. She seemed utterly unable to accept that at thirty five years old it was possible that Constantine could look after his own romantic life without advice.

(Here @ AO3.)

And lastly an update to Sine Labore Nihil:

Title: Sine Labore Nihil, Chapter 8
Fandom: Person of Interest
Pairing Jack (Scarface/ Anthony Marconi) /Reese
Rating: C-17
Word Count: , 301 (chapter) / 14,136 (total)
Status: In Progress
Summary: The information flows more slowly and gets more indecipherable as it becomes harder to find save channels. Jack gets more and more frustrated with this game of penitentiary telephone, forced to take his own initiative more and more often. He wonders if it was ever any easier to get information to and from maximum security prison. Not for someone like Elias. They don't give his boss a television in his cell, even. Jack knows this because he ran an ad on the local public television channel for two weeks in code so simple a child could figure it out, his own decision, and not even a rebuke had come his way. He's flying solo, operating under a bond of trust only.


(HERE @ AO3)

Title: Twice of Age
Fandom: FFXII
Pairing: Balthier/Basch
Rating: M
Word Count: 3,788
Status: COMPLETE
Summary: Their paths do not intersect for a long time after war has turned to a comfortable peace. Game time +15 years, bittersweet reunions.

( It comes as they get older. )

So here's all the crap that I'm probably never going to finish but have sitting around on my hard drive. This is an official clear-out of my backlog aside from things that I'm working on for people, or for a challenge. Bear in mind that these works are UNFINISHED, but may still have some merits. (I guess?)

Title: Conflict Archaeology
Fandom: Final Fantasy 7 (Before Crisis)
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,200
Status: Abandoned
Summary: “Stop.” She said, jabbing him harshly as she pulled the thread through and he clenched his teeth on the edge of his glass of whiskey. “Or go.”

( It was the last real fight they had, raised voices eventually passed beyond usefulness, and into profound silence. )


Title: Philosophy on God
Fandom: Ghost in the Shell
Pairing: Batou/The Major
Rating: R
Word Count: 611
Status: Abandoned
Summary: When these things become an exact science, when do memories become strong enough to make reality?

( If memories are all that remain of someone, )

Title: Governesses named Mary
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes/Mary Poppins crossover
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 248
Status: Abandoned
Summary: Watson has some past experience with Governesses named Mary, and therefore his help in this matter will be quite invaluable.

( The Case of the Disappearing Governess )

Title: KL
Fandom: Kane & Lynch
Pairing: None
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 385
Status: Abandoned
Summary: I just told them that my buddy and I liked to get drunk when we were out deer hunting and shoot up the empty beer cans afterwards. Guy behind the counter said he liked to do the same thing, what a fucked up world.


( Money was tight after we bought guns and ammo. )

Title: October 13th
Fandom: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Pairing: Harry/Perry
Rating: G
Word Count: 955
Status: Abandoned
Summary: For a prompt somewhere sometime, probably years ago: Harry/Perry: Trapped together - high stress situation, emotions get the better of them. - "And they call me Gay Perry!"



( Oh wait. Hey, Perry. )

Title: None
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: None?
Rating: G
Word Count: 404
Status: Abandoned
Summary: A visit with Captain Turner - either of them - was sure enough to mean trouble.

( When the Empress hailed him for a mid-sea meeting, )


Title: Drop Bears
Fandom: Team Fortress 2
Pairing: Scout/Everyone
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,472
Status: Abandoned
Summary: Close your eyes and think of America, son!

( Scout figures he can nick one of Sniper’s beers and not get shot if he pretends to be interested in talking to the guy. )


Title: Such Lions Led By Lambs
Fandom: FF7 (Before Crisis), WW1 AU - CASTLE ON THE SAND universe.
Pairing: Veld / Vincent Valentine
Rating: PG-13 War Imagery
Word Count: 1,482
Status: Abandoned
Summary: WW1 AU, Castle on the Sand universe. There's more of this handwritten somewhere but god knows where at this point. Was supposed to be quite dark.

( It was August 1914 when Veld got the news )

Title: Safehouse
Fandom: FF7 Advent Children
Pairing: Tseng/Elena/Veld
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,219
Status: Abandoned
Summary: “Vincent left you here.” Veld said, tonelessly. “He never was any good with injuries.”

( Elena was dimly aware that she was no longer in danger, )

Hokay, so.

I'm going to be on a plane, like, the day after tomorrow and I'm probably going to do a little writing while I fly/smooze around the airport/want to get away from the crapton of relatives I am going to be in the presence of every so often.

Leave me some prompts? Please? Avengers, Person of Interest, Due South, Supernatural (no wincest), whatever?

I want to do a few 200-500 word pieces just to keep my hand in, and I don't think the environment will be super conducive to working on something longform like Nassau.

so I want prompts people. hit me.

Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: G, this part.
Word Count: 365
Status: EPILOGUE
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

( Tony shoves Dummy's hand out of the way again. )

Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: G, this part.
Word Count: 3,131
Status: Chapter 8 of 9
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

( Pepper jerks upright in a sudden flash that rouses Bruce's attention. )

Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: G, this part.
Word Count: 1,461
Status: Chapter 6 of ?
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.
Author's Note: This chapter is shorter, but otherwise between this and the next it was just going to be huge, so I split it here. Also I am writing a separate but related fic for the Golf parts, so that's why I'm slowing down.

( They meet Pepper's helicopter on the roof. )

Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: PG, this part
Word Count: 1,963
Status: Chapter 4 of ?
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

( Tony Stark seems intent on giving Bruce one 'normal' week, which possibly means more to Bruce than he could ever express. )